Friday, February 28, 2020

Nice Chicago Gyros Guy Again

"I haven't seen you in a minute" he said

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

At Trivia

The Barman and The Host

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Monday, February 24, 2020

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Friday, February 21, 2020

Everyone Trying to Wake My Drunk Neighbor

Everyone trying to wake my locked-out, drunk neighbor. 3:30 in my apartment to protect him from the cold. Disgusted, the locksmith said, "I'ma give this ten more minutes."

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Monday, February 17, 2020

Sunday, February 16, 2020

Rich Customer

me: "Is your name Ill?", rich customer: "It's 'The Third'"

Alice Asleep on my Chest

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Al-Madina Guy Giving me Food

"You want some free potato?" he said

Thursday, February 6, 2020

Delivering to a Really Nice Customer

Me: "I'm so uncoordinated" Him: "I feel that way 98% of the time."

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Two Guys Hugging on the Street

The big guy picked up the little guy a bit

Tuesday, February 4, 2020